This image classification algorithm seems to think that anything with points at the top is a cat picture.
Picture of cat ears? That's a cat.
Dog with pointy ears? It's a cat my friend.
Building with tall pitched roof? That's a cat.
Cathedral with spires? Totally a cat.
Cat with its ears down? ... it's a dog..?
Open your own drawer, take out a pair of scissors, frantically try and fail to cut because they’re stupid and backwards #everydayLeftism
Restored from a backup, but maybe I need a spare Windows VM or something to avoid downtime.
Yup. All my files are gone. But I can play candy crush or sign up to office 365, which is what’s really important, after all.
Aha, great, Microsoft respects my privacy and therefore won’t let me use my computer until I agree to some things.
Oh great. Windows has ‘repaired’ all the user profiles and is now reinstalling all the bloat ware from the Microsoft store. Time for a restore from backup, I think.
Growing more introverted these days.
Except when complaining about computer. I do that a lot.
Sometimes I make deliberate mistakes, but most of them are just mistakes.