Look, I'm not trying to imply that someone should sue someone, but it does look like Splinter Cell predicted the iPhone 11 camera over a decade ago

What a perfect way to start a Friday.

Guess who gets to spend the weekend doing diagnostics...

😒

I'm going to install the English (Australia) voice pack, to see if Cortana speaks with an Australian accent.

Another new feature makes the "switch input language" hotkey [Start + Space] always work -- even after you remove all hotkeys from this function.

It's never been easier to switch to en-US input language no matter how hard you try not to.

Yes I did just pour a bag of sherbert into a cup of tea, what's your point?

Windows 10 1903 updates adds the feature to always switch you to en-US input language and keyboard layout even after you remove the en-US language from your computer.

Overheard: Carrots are like crack for horses.

Me on Sunday morning: nice, I can finally sleep in.

Smoke alarm with low battery: let me sing you the song of my people.

I first realised that computers had become central to my life when I was at uni and I tried to press CTRL + Z to undo a mistake I made on a pad of paper.

Today I realised that touchscreen computing is now central to my life after I tried to scroll the text on a cardboard box by swiping it.

We’ve all tried predictive text, now try predictive sext.

Okay. Help me out here, Fediverse;
@keybase gave me some kind of virtual fun-bucks currency, which it appears is currently worth something in a currency that I've heard of.

How do I buy a pizza?

"Nyaaaaah, So When Yah,
Gonna Try A Cappuccino ?!?!"

Top quality work from Harry's today; well played.

Here's the location, if you're thinking of dressing like an animal and bowing to the sign...

w3w.co/like.soon.hatch

... You weren't thinking of that?

Rusty boosted

Pretty sure that I can use the gdpr to force Starbucks data control officer to come here and correct this cup. 😠

It’s been a long time since I last rode a train.

I should really read the service manual before buying my next laptop.

Battery replacement should be easy.

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